Epic Rap Battles of Ponyville 3

Gilda vs Pinkie Pie

Gilda:
Oh please! A rap battle? Now that's kinda lame!
It's almost as much fun as a clock watching game!
I'm not even gonna bother; it's just not all that fun.
So take a hike, ponies. I'm through. Finished. Done.

Pinkie:
*giggle*
Aw, c'mon, Gilda. You're doin' pretty good!
You're rhyming just like a bad-ass griffin in the hood!
Just turn that frown upside-down and stop acting so aloof,
If you're having trouble rhyming i can always lend a hoof.

Gilda:
Just leave me alone, you annoying lame pink pony!
You think i want your friendship? I'd rather be lonely!
You're a ditz and a dweeb with a grating sense of humour,
As far as "coolness" goes, you're just a wannabe loser!
Your special talent's parties, so put on your party hat.
But here's a line for your future - "do you want fries with that?"

Pinkie:
I was trying to be nice, but you just can't let it lie,
So, say "hi" to your new friend - Pinkamina Diane Pie,
You think you're so cool with that stuck up attitude,
but the only thing you are is just pathetic, sad and rude.
No wonder you've got no friends - you don't know what friendship takes!
But i still love ya, Gilda; now let's go make some cupcakes.