Epic Rap Battles of Ponyville 1Twilight vs TrixieTrixie:Come one, come all; see the Great and Powerful Trixie,As she beats the sparkle out of Twilight swiftly!You think you're such a hot-shot with your friends and magic, too,I'll dress you down in public and turn you into glue!I'm a goddess on the stage and everything you're not!So sit your flank down and show Trixie what you've got!Twilight:"Great and powerful," huh? How quickly you forget,the way i put you in your place the last time that we met!You battling me? That may be apropos,But to win this rap battle you'll need more than a "show".Between you and me, it comes down to this:You're a flashy one-off character, but i'm the protagonist.Trixie:You may be the star, but Trixie steals the show!With only one appearance, i've made this fanbase grow.You may have lots of friends, but Trixie is adored,Mark my words, when i return, i'll have my fame restored.So before you start forgetting, let me reaffirm,Trixie is the greatest; Twilight's just a book
Epic Rap Battles of Ponyville 2Celestia vs DiscordDiscordHello, my little ponies! Have you all come to watch?As i knock this princess down another royal notch!You battling me? Now isn't that rich!You may be the princess, but i'm the alpha-male, bi...CelestiaNow that's quite enough - this is a CHILDREN'S cartoon.You keep rapping that way and i'll send you to the moon!All those years imprisoned and you still haven't learnt,If you fly too close to this sun, you are going to get burnt!DiscordThat's a pretty big threat for a pony to be making!Especially for a princess who makes others do her fighting.I'm the KING of Chaos, you're not even a Queen!But your sis thinks you're a "plot-hole," if you know what i mean.You say you're oh-so-powerful, but you know what i think?You're a prissy figure head - that's why Hasbro made your toy pink.CelestiaHmm - Discord or Celestia - which is number one?The defeated "King of Chaos" or the Princess of the Sun!You're a flavour of the week - a worthless little peasant.
Epic Rap Battles of Ponyville 3Gilda vs Pinkie PieGilda:Oh please! A rap battle? Now that's kinda lame!It's almost as much fun as a clock watching game!I'm not even gonna bother; it's just not all that fun.So take a hike, ponies. I'm through. Finished. Done.Pinkie:*giggle*Aw, c'mon, Gilda. You're doin' pretty good!You're rhyming just like a bad-ass griffin in the hood!Just turn that frown upside-down and stop acting so aloof,If you're having trouble rhyming i can always lend a hoof.Gilda:Just leave me alone, you annoying lame pink pony!You think i want your friendship? I'd rather be lonely!You're a ditz and a dweeb with a grating sense of humour,As far as "coolness" goes, you're just a wannabe loser!Your special talent's parties, so put on your party hat.But here's a line for your future - "do you want fries with that?"Pinkie:I was trying to be nice, but you just can't let it lie,So, say "hi" to your new friend - Pinkamina Diane Pie,You think you're so cool with that stuck up attitude,but the
Epic Rap Battles of Ponyville 4Blueblood vs Big MacintoshBluebloodA rap battle? Bah! So distastefully plebeian.Especially when my opponent's so far below median.Big Mac, you say? Is that some kind of joke?When i first heard your name i expected fries and a coke.I'm of royal blood, you see, and heir to the throne,You, you're just some work-a-day drone.Big Mac...BluebloodMy word! What's this? Have i already won?Well it seems to me that this rap battle's done.I guess we all know which stallion is worst,So crown me now, ponies - KING Blueblood the first.Big Mac...I'm a pony of few words, but put your sense before hope,You think you've won this rap battle? Enope!I'm just a farm colt, yet the fillies all love me.You're rich and a prince, but couldn't get Rarity.I'm such a big Mac, i get ALL the mares,But mention your name, all ya get are blank stares.Ah'm the fan preferred stallion for my reticent schtick,Your thoroughbred ways make you look like a prick.Yes, you're an elite with a fancy-pants get