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Well well well, what is it we have here?
A princess with a complex - of that it is quite clear.
You cannot out rap me, i'm a natural born rhymer,
At 1000 plus years, you're just an old timer.
You call yourself a princess, but what is it that you do?
For 1000 years our princess seemed to handle your job, too.
THOU SPEAKEST OF US LOWLY - AND THY TONE IS KEPT UNCHECKED,
SO WE SHALL MAKE OUR ROYAL DUTY TO TEACHEST THOU RESPECT!
KNOW THY PLACE, LITTLE ZEBRA - THOU SPEAKEST TO A PRINCESS!
IGNORANCE AND CONTEMPT ARE TRAITS THAT SO DISPLEASE US.
THOU KNOWEST WE RULE THE MOON, YET THOU HOLDEST US IN DISDAIN?