Literature
Epic Rap Battles of Ponyville 1
Twilight vs Trixie
Trixie:
Come one, come all; see the Great and Powerful Trixie,
As she beats the sparkle out of Twilight swiftly!
You think you're such a hot-shot with your friends and magic, too,
I'll dress you down in public and turn you into glue!
I'm a goddess on the stage and everything you're not!
So sit your flank down and show Trixie what you've got!
Twilight:
"Great and powerful," huh? How quickly you forget,
the way i put you in your place the last time that we met!
You battling me? That may be apropos,
But to win this rap battle you'll need more than a "show".
Between you and me, it comes down to this:
You're a flas